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Another Near Miss

You’re going to think I’ve got a gambling problem after you read this tale.  I don’t.  I’ve got a winning problem.

Ruth and I were out west for a couple of weeks.  We left on November 20th and returned on December 4th.  We flew in and out of  Las Vegas, and stayed nine days in Palm Springs.  We had a great time.

During our first stop in Vegas I played Pai Gow Poker.  Without going into detail, it’s a slow moving game and a good way to pass some time in a relaxed setting.   They had a new “bonus bet” available this time through.  You could place a side bet of $5.00 for a chance to win a jackpot that at the time was over $2,350,000.  I wasn’t going to take the “extra opportunity” but my dealer said, “It’s never been this high.  Somebody’s going to win.  If I were you, I’d take a shot.”  So I did.

The nice thing about the game, and its side bets, is that you can win lesser amounts while looking for the perfect hand.  In this case the perfect hand was a seven card straight flush.  They use the joker as a type of wild card to fill straights and flushes in the game, and you could use the joker to complete the straight flush in the $2,350,00 bonus hand.

You have time to do a lot of talking while playing Pai Gow, so I asked the dealer a few questions about the jackpot and how it’s paid out.  “They pay you at the table, and you take your chips to the cashier.  They’ve got chips valued at $100,000 in the cage.  They’ll bring those out to pay the winner.  You gather them up, go to the cage, and they’ll process the payout however you like.  I don’t know what they do about taxes.”

And then I asked, “What kind of tip would you expect on a win like that?”  She never answered.

I’d heard of a win that a guy made several years ago where he won $1,000,000.  After receiving his payout in cash, he dropped off a bundle worth $40,000 to his dealer.  That was four percent of the win.  I knew of another guy in Michigan who won a jackpot worth $186,000 and gave the dealer a tip of $100.  That seems extremely chintzy to me.

I’d also read a story about a “whale” – that’s what they call BIG money players – who tips enough that each dealer in the place increases his tips by as much as $600.00 a night.  Most casinos require their dealers to pool their tips so that everyone makes a similar amount each day.  The dealers in this casino normally made $150 – $200 a night.  When the “whale” was in town, the nightly tips would run about $750.00.

The story went on to say,  “One night the whale took a liking to his cocktail waitress.  She was a single mother trying to make a living for her two children.  The whale offered to pay her a wage of $50,000 per year for five years, and pay off her mortgage, if she would stay home with her kids.”  She took him up on the offer.

The first night I played I never got close to the big hand but I won several lesser hands and walked away a winner.  I picked up about seven hundred dollars.

I returned a second night and took the same seat at the same table that I had the night before.  The evening wasn’t as profitable, but I didn’t lose anything.  Had I decided to take the same seat at the table to my left, I would have won the $2,350,000 jackpot because a guy about forty-five years old did.  He hit a seven card straight flush in diamonds. Here’s a picture.

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I didn’t stick around to see the payout.  They said it would be at least an hour.   I do know that he bet a total of $25.00 to win the money.  He  won an additional $10,000, or so, on another side bet.

He spent the twenty minutes that I did watch calling all his friends.  I’m not doing that.  If I ever hit it  big, I’m not telling anyone.  So if you don’t hear from me, I may have won.

I will set aside a college fund for Brady and Eva, travel first class, go on more cruises, and place a shoe box on one of my friend’s porches with  $100,000 in cash (he knows who he is), but I still don’t know how much I would tip the dealer.